*_A girl missed her period 2 months ago,her mom took her to the clinic for pregnancy test of which it was positive.Embarrased, her mom said; who is the pig that got you pregnant? The girl picked up her phone and made a call, an hour later,a young handsome man drove in Ferrari to the girl's house. Good evening, the man greeted. Your daughter told me the problem in the house. I can't marry for now because of my family issue, but I promise I will take care of her for the rest of her life, and if she gives birth to a girl,I promised to buy her a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1 million dollars. If it's a boy, I'll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5million dollars in her account. If it's twins, I'll do anything she asked. But if there's miscarriage, what do you suggest i do? The girls father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said; my son, if there is miscarriage, you'll sleep with her again.

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Pls i need ur advice urgently.
I told my dad
2day dat i won a scholarship 2 study in
America, he was very happy dat he order
my mum 2
slaughter 5 chicken for celebration
and we popped
champagne, before i knw he sold his
car and
collect loan without even telling me ,
he gave
#500,000 as thanksgiving in mosque
and now i' ve be

I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination.we wre ritin use of English.i shaded d ones i knew nd was waitin 4 mana 2 fall 4 rm heaven wen i noticed a very beautiful gal siting beside me.
She was shaddin n wasnt lookin up,tro d elp if ma long neck,i peeped n checked her work,she was on num 65,i was still on num 21 n tym was runnin out.i quickly tanked God n started shadin along wit her.
We got 2 num 98 2geda ,sundenly,she looked up n caught me n shouted in a low tune," what is it? Why is u dey copying me? Copys! Copys! U is nt shaming ! As big as u are ! You are a disgrace manhood!
Na so i shout " Heeey! Heeeey!!!! I am finished ooo!! ,who has eraser!!! Yekpa!!

If you are my friend, family, neighbours, crush etc
Pls come and take pictures with me now I repeat take pictures with me cause am going to bleach and you won't know me again
I have said it

Hello ladies!
Did your boyfriend break your heart? Don't bear
the heartbreak alone. Call him in the middle of the
night, tell him you went to hospital to check for
your HIV status and the result came out positive.
ask him why he infected you with the virus and
dumped you. Cut the call at that moment. Relax one corner, open your window for a fresh
air and let your ancestors do the remaining fight.