IBRAHIM..... I came to your house But you didn't dey, were did you gone???
SIKIRU..... Hey!!! See oyinbo oo
IBRAHIM... Correct me na.
SIKIRU.... I came to your house but you didn't arounded, were wented you???
IBIDUN..... You both will not kill me with your English o
SIKIRU & IBRAHIM.... Correct us na.... We know you gone to school.
IBIDUN.... I comes to your home, but you have not around, were does you wents?
Chaaiii
Oooo my God...
I beg correct them oooo

JOKE OF DAY!!!!!!!!
A girl invited her boyfriend(Akpos) over
for
dinner in her
house so he could meet her parents.
While they were eating, it started raining heavily.
So the girls mother said; "Akpos, i think
you
should sleep
over here because the rain shows no sign
of stopping
anytime soon".
After eating, the mom went to the toilet
and
the father went
to sleep while the girl went to the kitchen to
clean the plates.
When the girl and her mother returned to
the sitting room,
Akpos was not there, they checked all
over the house and
did not find him.
As they were wondering what happened
to
him, he walked
back into the house, really soaking wet, and
with a plastic
bag.
Girl's mother: Where were you and why
are
you so wet? Akpos: I went home to get my materials
for
sleeping here.
One Word for akpos o,..??
Don't laff alone...pls share with others!!

Mosquitoes of nowadays have no respect
at all. Imagine last night as I was about
sleeping, then one mosquito came to my ear and start singing....
"If i tel u say I love you o"
Your body your blood na my own o my bobo Many blood for my mouth oo
Malaria and typhoid for your body o o my bobo No do no do no do garagara for me!
No do no do no do serenre o
No do no do no do shakara owe
No do no do no do garagara for me o
Boy you are beautiful too
Your bloodu shak me like brukututu. I go chuk u chukuchuku ...
Friends what do you suggest I do them today??

DESCRIBE THIS BOY ! ! !
.
Girl texts her Boyfriend.....
.
GIRL: Sweetheart...? Am down and
need some money to fix my hair.
.
BOY : No problem sweety.
(he sends her some cash).
.
[The girl went missing for a couple of
weeks, no calls, no texts and when he
tried to call her....
"user busy, not available, can not be
reached].
.
Few weeks later she texts him
again......
.
GIRL : Baby....? missed you but not
ok, am down and I need some money
for my outfits.
.
BOY : Ok sweety am there for you.
.
(He again sent her some money).
.
[the girl went missing again, this time
for full month].
.
A month later she came back again,
this time she made a phone call.....
.
GIRL : Honey I Really missed, how is
you I just called to let you know it's
my birthday and i need some money
for the shopping.
.
BOY : Hey whatsapp, you only appear
when you need money from me,
Do you really love me or you are just
taking advantage of Love.
.
GIRL : Baby i love you so much how can
you talk that way, don't you trust
me

1) A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u Love me?". What do u expect him to say or Are U a LEARNER ?
2) Half naked girls are hot, while well dressed girls are beautiful...Hell is hot, while heaven is beautiful...the choice is yours.
3) You have been engaged to him for 2 years and no wedding is forth coming. Please kindly remove the ring. Is your finger a key holder?
4)You have slept with over 10 girls without protection yet you go to the barbers shop with your personal clipper. What are you preventing???
5) Guys always know who their heart belongs to, so if you like cook chicken in diamond sauce or do monkey style in bed, if its not you, It can't be you.
6) In America wen a couple go to bed dey say "Good nights my love" In Britain "Sweet dreams darling" In Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate, doors & windows?
7) You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a boyfriend" and be asking for money from him. GT-bank staff cannot receive salary from UBA bank!
8) My name Anita, I used my friend to set u

A girl was with her father when she saw her
boyfriend coming
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled
"DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
BOY: No, I want that your hymn book called
"WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have that one but maybe you should
take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO
TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie
BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL
YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school
GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled"I
WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe Then;
DAD: Those books are too many, will he read
them all
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent
DAD: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the
table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by
Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning
table titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO
GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka
Hahahaha..... come on don't leave it there pass it
and share it on because you never know who
needed just a smile.

An American man walked into a restaurant in
London. As soon as he entered, he noticed
an
African man sitting in the corner. So he
walked
over to the counter, removed his wallet and
shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for
everyone
in this restaurant, except that black African
guy
over there!" So the waiter collected the
money
from the man and began serving free food to
everyone in the restaurant, except the
African.
However,instead of becoming upset, the
African
simply looked up at the American and
shouted,
"Thank you!" That infuriated the man. So
once
again, the American took out his wallet and
shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying
bottles
of wine and additional food for everyone in
this
bar, except for that African sitting in the
corner
over there!" So the waiter collected the
money
from the man and began serving free food
and
wine to everyone in the bar except the
African.
When the waiter finished serving the food
and
drinks, once again, instead of becoming
angry,
the African simply