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Saturday 8 July 2017

A girl was with her father when she saw her
boyfriend coming
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled
"DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
BOY: No, I want that your hymn book called
"WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have that one but maybe you should
take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO
TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie
BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL
YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school
GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled"I
WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe Then;
DAD: Those books are too many, will he read
them all
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent
DAD: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the
table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by
Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning
table titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO
GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka
Hahahaha..... come on don't leave it there pass it
and share it on because you never know who
needed just a smile.

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