Get some laugh!
A 5yrs old girl asked her mother; Mummy shebi all angels use to fly? Her mother replied: yes. . . they do and why do you ask? The girl said; yesterday when you went to saloon to make your hair, Daddy called our housemaid "My Angel". Mummy will she fly?
Mummy replied. . . yes dear! She will fly back to her village 2moro and she will never return.

An old farmer wrote a letter to his son in prison. "Son, this year I will not plant cassava and yam because I can't dig the
field, I know if you were here you would have helped me". The son replied his father "Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried the money I stole".
The POLICE on reading this letter went early in
the morning and dug the whole field in search of the money but nothing was found. The next day
the son wrote his father again "Dad you can now plant your cassava and yam this is the best I
can do from here."
Dad replied "haaa my son, you are too powerful indeed, even in prison you still command police
men to work for me. I was so surprised to see the IGP and his team holding hoes and shovels,
digging my farm. I will write to you when I want to harvest. 
MORAL LESSON : Nobody can imprison your mind

How To Treat An Old Schoolmate
I Was Driving Downtown On D Highway When Sum Soldiers Stopped Me For Overspeeding My Punishment Was To Carry 1000 Blocks When I Reached 970 I Saw That Their Leader Was My Old Schoolmate I Went To Him And Complained He Asked "Have You Started"? I Told Him Yes And He Said Ok Am Sorry "Return The Blocks To Where You Met Them
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STUPID TEACHER: The Teacher says to the class:who ever stands up is stupid *Nobody stands up* Teacher:i said who ever stands up is STUPID! *Tatafo stands up* Teacher:tatafo,do you really think dat you are stupid? Tatafo:no mrs,i just thought dat maybe you are lonely being the only one standing

Job Interview. MP
OFFICER:- What is your name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- In full please
Monday:- Monday Paul
OFFICER:- Your father's name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What does that mean?
Monday:- Matthias Paul
OFFICER:- Your native place?
Monday : M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What's that?
Monday:- Mkpuma Province
OFFICER:- What is your qualification?
Monday:- M.P.
OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!
Monday:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?
Monday:- It is because of M.P. sir
OFFICER: Meaning?
Monday:- Money Problems
OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
Monday: MP sir.
OFFICER: And what is that?
Monday:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
Monday:- Sir, how was M.P. sir?
OFFICER:- And what's that again?
Monday:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think you have M.P.
Monday:- Meaning?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!
Don't laugh alone.
Send this to M.P. (Many People) to put smile on their faces.

let's have fun
we want to know who is using the biggest phone in this group
am using iphone72 plus,i av an ATM machine inside,a kitchen,toilet and a hotel inside,if my phone ring in the bedroom and am in the toilet,the phone will come and meet me in the toilet,am not lieing oooo

Bringing it back as Joke Of the Day.
# Lolz
A beer company was hiring someone to taste the beers before selling out. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, AKPOS walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.
The manager tried to figure out how he could drive AKPOS away becos he was looking very dirty and rough. but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give AKPOS a trial. He ordered his secretary to give the AKPOS a glass of wine.
AKPOS: (took a sip and said) It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.
MANAGER: That's correct! (The manager exclaimed). Well give him another one let's see.
AKPOS: (took a sip again) It's burukutu, a combination of herbs and apeteshi distilled at Akokoaso near New Abirem in Eastern Region of Ghana 3 years ago
MANAGER: OMG!! Incredible!
Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that.
So AKPOS was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said,
AKPOS: BROS U WICKED I SWEAR!!! wait first (angrily), u give me piss to test? No wait(repeatedly), u give me piss??. OK. Ur result anyway is Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and one last tin if I'm not given this job I swearrr sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy!!!
both the manager and the secretary fainted..
Manager... You are hired, when are you resuming.