AKPOS

Bringing it back as Joke Of the Day.
# Lolz
A beer company was hiring someone to taste the beers before selling out. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, AKPOS walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.
The manager tried to figure out how he could drive AKPOS away becos he was looking very dirty and rough. but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give AKPOS a trial. He ordered his secretary to give the AKPOS a glass of wine.
AKPOS: (took a sip and said) It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.
MANAGER: That's correct! (The manager exclaimed). Well give him another one let's see.
AKPOS: (took a sip again) It's burukutu, a combination of herbs and apeteshi distilled at Akokoaso near New Abirem in Eastern Region of Ghana 3 years ago
MANAGER: OMG!! Incredible!
Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that.
So AKPOS was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said,
AKPOS: BROS U WICKED I SWEAR!!! wait first (angrily), u give me piss to test? No wait(repeatedly), u give me piss??. OK. Ur result anyway is Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and one last tin if I'm not given this job I swearrr sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy!!!
both the manager and the secretary fainted..
Manager... You are hired, when are you resuming.