Let's play a game
it is called (48 hours dating).......E
ITHER you are single or
dating......you can also play
too......especially if you are
single........
Just type......I Love you..... In the
comment......an
d anyone that replies....I Love you
too.........if you like him or
her....make it happen.....add him or
her up and start dating......only for
48 hours......
Start now
no bullying!

Ekpo had an accident
with his new BMW X6. He manage 2 get up and called a police officer and said:
”this man just came
and smash off my
BMW. My 6 million
naira car is now
condemned”. The
police officer shook
his head in amazement and said: “You Ekpo,
you are so materialistic. You didn’t even realise
that your hand had
been cut off”. Ekpo
looked at his
amputated hand
and screamed: “Oh
my God, where is my
gold wrist watch....

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_A girl missed her period 2 months ago,her mom took her to the clinic for pregnancy test of which it was positive.Embarrased, her mom said; who is the pig that got you pregnant? The girl picked up her phone and made a call, an hour later,a young handsome man drove in Ferrari to the girl's house. Good evening, the man greeted. Your daughter told me the problem in the house. I can't marry for now because of my family issue, but I promise I will take care of her for the rest of her life, and if she gives birth to a girl,I promised to buy her a mansion, 2 jeeps and 1 million dollars. If it's a boy, I'll buy her houses in a country side, 5 jeeps, 2 big factories and 5million dollars in her account. If it's twins, I'll do anything she asked. But if there's miscarriage, what do you suggest i do? The girls father silently pat the young man on his shoulder and said; my son, if there is miscarriage, you'll sleep with her again.

pls don't laugh alone share it to put smiles on other people's face

Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot” one of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell of the bag
behind the gate’ but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag .
Few minuets later A drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice:
“One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u”
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest. “Father father pls come with me ‘come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the
cemetery.”
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: “One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u..
Suddenly the voice stop counting and says:
“What about the two at the gate?”
Omo come see marathon ….even the priest almost pass church gate !!! shouting we are not dead yet oooooooo!

WAHALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DEy ooo

IBRAHIM..... I came to your house But you didn't dey, were did you gone???
SIKIRU..... Hey!!! See oyinbo oo
IBRAHIM... Correct me na.
SIKIRU.... I came to your house but you didn't arounded, were wented you???
IBIDUN..... You both will not kill me with your English o
SIKIRU & IBRAHIM.... Correct us na.... We know you gone to school.
IBIDUN.... I comes to your home, but you have not around, were does you wents?
Chaaiii
Oooo my God...
I beg correct them oooo

JOKE OF DAY!!!!!!!!
A girl invited her boyfriend(Akpos) over
for
dinner in her
house so he could meet her parents.
While they were eating, it started raining heavily.
So the girls mother said; "Akpos, i think
you
should sleep
over here because the rain shows no sign
of stopping
anytime soon".
After eating, the mom went to the toilet
and
the father went
to sleep while the girl went to the kitchen to
clean the plates.
When the girl and her mother returned to
the sitting room,
Akpos was not there, they checked all
over the house and
did not find him.
As they were wondering what happened
to
him, he walked
back into the house, really soaking wet, and
with a plastic
bag.
Girl's mother: Where were you and why
are
you so wet? Akpos: I went home to get my materials
for
sleeping here.
One Word for akpos o,..??
Don't laff alone...pls share with others!!

Mosquitoes of nowadays have no respect
at all. Imagine last night as I was about
sleeping, then one mosquito came to my ear and start singing....
"If i tel u say I love you o"
Your body your blood na my own o my bobo Many blood for my mouth oo
Malaria and typhoid for your body o o my bobo No do no do no do garagara for me!
No do no do no do serenre o
No do no do no do shakara owe
No do no do no do garagara for me o
Boy you are beautiful too
Your bloodu shak me like brukututu. I go chuk u chukuchuku ...
Friends what do you suggest I do them today??